What do you collect?

I collect hair. My own hair before y’all begin to think I’m creepy. I can’t really say what spurred it but for five years now I’ve been collecting my hair. Whenever I comb my hair, I pack the ones that fell out together and dump in a jar. I have two jars now and I’m long overdue for a third one. My hair has transitioned so much you’d see relaxed hair, natural hair, wine hair (when I colored my hair), brown hair, black hair. I really don’t know why I’m keeping them. At the same time, I can’t bring myself to throw them away. So, I guess I’d just ask them to bury me with my hair collection. Hehehehe. Moreover, I have a strong feeling I’d be so world famous it would get auctioned for millions of dollars. Don’t hate. 😂😂😂
PS: Now that I think of it, why doesn’t hair decay? It seems this will continue to be a mystery. Or does anyone have an answer?

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