The Anatomy of a Single Girl

When life threw me back into the singles club, the second question I asked myself was, “Under ideal conditions, what kind of man would I like to be with?” The first was “Am I ever really going to date again because it seems I’ve run out of love to give?” Anyways, I launched my mental … Continue reading The Anatomy of a Single Girl

I don't want to make up!

I needed to go pick up a form this morning. As I stepped out of the office, I realised I had run out of passport photographs. I was like, Lord why me? 🙆🙆🙆 Without looking at a mirror, I knew I looked like an Halloween character. My eyes were puffy from consistent lack of sleep. … Continue reading I don't want to make up!

Shawarma Tales

I was in church this evening when the devil came and planted the image of shawarma in my head. Yes, I know it's the devil because that was all I could think of through the service. It was so bad that before the Pastor even closed the service, I was already googling shawarma spots around. … Continue reading Shawarma Tales

Small Stature na Bastard

*clears throat* Ermm, good day ladies and gentle moi moi. My name is Arike I am here to support the motion which says "small stature has done more harm than good." We are in the age and time where teenagers now look like they are in their thirties. Thanks to beauty trends and whatever it … Continue reading Small Stature na Bastard