Give Me 3 Minutes and I’ll Make You a Better Lover

Romance is dying out as it seems people are putting more work in proving to the world that they are in a loving relationship than in putting the real love in the relationship. Relationships have been reduced to expressive emojis, occasional phone or video calls, looking good for the gram and so on. Feelings alone … Continue reading Give Me 3 Minutes and I’ll Make You a Better Lover

Proud PhD Holder in Bus Hustleology

Honestly with what just happened, I deserve a PhD in Bus Hustleology. Abeg, no yab me. 😌😌😌 But wait, what is happening in this Lagos? The traffic has become a giant Hydra swallowing up everyone and everything. Anyways, back to the gist. So, I have been at the bus stop for over 40minutes waiting for … Continue reading Proud PhD Holder in Bus Hustleology

Crimson

She couldn’t really come up with a reason why she liked Uche. He wasn’t the kind of guy you’d throw a second glance or flip your imaginary hair just to catch his eye. He looked liked your average guy out there. There were no special features, at least not the kind that would have the … Continue reading Crimson

I don't want to make up!

I needed to go pick up a form this morning. As I stepped out of the office, I realised I had run out of passport photographs. I was like, Lord why me? 🙆🙆🙆 Without looking at a mirror, I knew I looked like an Halloween character. My eyes were puffy from consistent lack of sleep. … Continue reading I don't want to make up!

Pay more attention to your brainy brains.

Just like every other organ in the body, the brain is prone to sickness. When this happens, it results into what we know as mental illness. Mental illness is not what people have demonized it to be. Mental illness is not the same as madness. Mental illness is not necessarily a spiritual problem. Like cancer … Continue reading Pay more attention to your brainy brains.

Molue: The pre-danfo and BRT era.

Growing up, I had a sweet bitter relationship with molues. We were living in Mile 12 while schooling in Somolu. I was introduced to the world of tracks at about 5,6 years aka you run after bus. You had to get to the Mile 12 bus stop at a particular time. If you don't, you'd … Continue reading Molue: The pre-danfo and BRT era.

Misunderstood

Ever since his father bequeathed the seat of the CEO to Kunle, he quit being the loving man she had known and married. All he seemed interested in was hanging out with the league of big boys or throwing luxury parties in the house. For the past six months, he had been fixated on taking … Continue reading Misunderstood

Shawarma Tales

I was in church this evening when the devil came and planted the image of shawarma in my head. Yes, I know it's the devil because that was all I could think of through the service. It was so bad that before the Pastor even closed the service, I was already googling shawarma spots around. … Continue reading Shawarma Tales

Death by Train

"Death by train." This is what would have been making the rounds among my friends after the news of my death has broken out. This happened when I was in my year two in college. I had this crazy friend I was always rolling around school with. One day, he suggested we took the train … Continue reading Death by Train