I needed to go pick up a form this morning. As I stepped out of the office, I realised I had run out of passport photographs. I was like, Lord why me? 🙆🙆🙆 Without looking at a mirror, I knew I looked like an Halloween character. My eyes were puffy from consistent lack of sleep. I’m sure to the next person, they are as big as ostrich eggs.
I wake up 4am everyday and spend like 5,10 minutes wondering why in the world I have to go to work in the first place. After realising I don’t have a Christian Grey in my life, I drag my half awake body through the ritual of dressing for work. Then I wait for my pick up ride. In the midst of all these, I don’t even bother about make up. The only thing I want to make are drools as I’m snoring in the car.
You ladies that somehow find the time to look peng to work everyday, y’all are the real MVPs. I throway this my agbalumo yansh for you. Reminds me of NYSC camp then where some people are already up by 3am, applying makeup. I look at them like, Shogun laye ni? (Is life war?) 😂😂😂
Woh, all I know is I can’t take passport with this face. Those people will not come and spoil my career in this life. I will go and find picture of my younger version to give them Biko. 😌😌😌
Who else struggles with this?
PS: made a bloody typo In the image. 😒