The Lagos Trafficalypse: My Survival Tips

Like the average lagosian, I will rant and complain, moan and groan, come up with blames and then shift them, but whether we like it or yes, the almighty Lagos Traffic has come to stay. In short, traffic should be given Nigerian citizenship already. Anyways, I got tired of complaining and started to think of … Continue reading The Lagos Trafficalypse: My Survival Tips

Nollywood and You: The Power of a Narrative

I'm yet to go pick up my cat just because my mum keeps threatening she'd kill it when I'm not at home. To her, Cat = Witchcraft 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I digress. So, one evening I was coming from the atm with cool #500 naira notes sizzling in my purse when this woman stopped me. I knew … Continue reading Nollywood and You: The Power of a Narrative

5 Things I’d Love To Do But Probably Won’t

We won't always get all we want in life. If not, we for don bring thick, dark, chaos into this world. And that's why I'm sharing with you guys 5 things I'd love to try my hands on if I ever could. All I ask is that you stay with me till the very end. … Continue reading 5 Things I’d Love To Do But Probably Won’t

5 Ways To Make Your Partner Want You

First of all, if you are reading this, come here let's talk. Ki lo shele gangan? Child of God...which other want do you want again? Is the want they are wanting not wanted enough? Wait...do you really think we are here for that kind of wanting? Ehn, that one you are thinking na. If you … Continue reading 5 Ways To Make Your Partner Want You

5 Reasons I'm Not Excited About November

Ever since I woke up this morning and realized it was the 31st of October, I've been dreading the end of this faithful month. I know the rest of the world can't wait to be over October. I mean, it's about time to waltz into the pre-christmas month. I, on the other hand will gladly … Continue reading 5 Reasons I'm Not Excited About November

Give Me 3 Minutes and I’ll Make You a Better Lover

Romance is dying out as it seems people are putting more work in proving to the world that they are in a loving relationship than in putting the real love in the relationship. Relationships have been reduced to expressive emojis, occasional phone or video calls, looking good for the gram and so on. Feelings alone … Continue reading Give Me 3 Minutes and I’ll Make You a Better Lover

Pay more attention to your brainy brains.

Just like every other organ in the body, the brain is prone to sickness. When this happens, it results into what we know as mental illness. Mental illness is not what people have demonized it to be. Mental illness is not the same as madness. Mental illness is not necessarily a spiritual problem. Like cancer … Continue reading Pay more attention to your brainy brains.

Don't touch me!!!

I don't know if it's a thing but I don't like when other people's bodies make contact with mine. It makes me super uncomfortable. Irritated more like it. Like when I'm walking on the road, I carefully navigate my way through people making sure their bodies doesn't touch mine. I do the same if I'm … Continue reading Don't touch me!!!

What do you collect?

I collect hair. My own hair before y'all begin to think I'm creepy. I can't really say what spurred it but for five years now I've been collecting my hair. Whenever I comb my hair, I pack the ones that fell out together and dump in a jar. I have two jars now and I'm … Continue reading What do you collect?