The Anniversary Bash

Yaaaaay! So, my church celebrated her 9th year anniversary on Thursday (10/10) and today we had our celebratory worker's bash. It was themed Denim Fever. I don't have any denim wear, neither do I have fever so I wore what I had. Shrugs. (I made my skirt by the way *wide grin*) Let me not … Continue reading The Anniversary Bash

5 Things I’d Love To Do But Probably Won’t

We won't always get all we want in life. If not, we for don bring thick, dark, chaos into this world. And that's why I'm sharing with you guys 5 things I'd love to try my hands on if I ever could. All I ask is that you stay with me till the very end. … Continue reading 5 Things I’d Love To Do But Probably Won’t

My ‘The Hangout’ Experience

*cracks knuckles* Let me first of all start by saying, all of you that said you were going to come but didn’t come, I am so very upset. You wanna know why… …because you missed small chops. Correct international small chops. O dun mi ganni. Anyways, back to the matter at hand. The Hangout was … Continue reading My ‘The Hangout’ Experience

My Soulmate Ghosted me. Twice.

In a bid to save me from being a single, old lady, sharing a house with 20 cats, a friend of mine - let's call him D - decided to hook me up (it cringes me to use this phrase) with his friend. I really wasn't interested in men or dating but then I felt … Continue reading My Soulmate Ghosted me. Twice.

7 Deadly Sins: Nigerian Version

Do you know who I am? (Pride) Come across two hot-headed people at logger heads and you most likely will hear these words fall out of someone’s mouth. Apparently it’s being said to intimidate the other person, to make them cower and back off. But it almost never works anyways. Except those words are from … Continue reading 7 Deadly Sins: Nigerian Version

Life Lesson From The Seasoning Cube

Growing up as the first daughter automatically trust me into taking responsibilities early in life. At the tender age of 10, I was already preparing meals for my family. I had spent a lot of time watching my mum make these meals over and over again, so it wasn’t really difficult for me to replicate. … Continue reading Life Lesson From The Seasoning Cube

Confession: Failed coup

Well, I actually made this confession some 16years ago but I was having a blast from the past and decided to share this unusual story. 😂😂😂 When I was in JSS1, we had this beautiful and sweet class teacher. We called her Aunty Eunice. Damn, that woman was fine and the closest to an angel … Continue reading Confession: Failed coup

Ditching the bra!!!

Today is the day we let our babies loose ALL DAY! *does the chicken dance* Let me give you gist. • Early last year, I got into full blown panic mode. I was feeling some kind of big 'kokos' in my left breast so I made the big mistake of checking google. Google told me … Continue reading Ditching the bra!!!

Proud PhD Holder in Bus Hustleology

Honestly with what just happened, I deserve a PhD in Bus Hustleology. Abeg, no yab me. 😌😌😌 But wait, what is happening in this Lagos? The traffic has become a giant Hydra swallowing up everyone and everything. Anyways, back to the gist. So, I have been at the bus stop for over 40minutes waiting for … Continue reading Proud PhD Holder in Bus Hustleology

I don't want to make up!

I needed to go pick up a form this morning. As I stepped out of the office, I realised I had run out of passport photographs. I was like, Lord why me? 🙆🙆🙆 Without looking at a mirror, I knew I looked like an Halloween character. My eyes were puffy from consistent lack of sleep. … Continue reading I don't want to make up!