The Anniversary Bash

Yaaaaay! So, my church celebrated her 9th year anniversary on Thursday (10/10) and today we had our celebratory worker's bash. It was themed Denim Fever. I don't have any denim wear, neither do I have fever so I wore what I had. Shrugs. (I made my skirt by the way *wide grin*) Let me not … Continue reading The Anniversary Bash

The Lagos Trafficalypse: My Survival Tips

Like the average lagosian, I will rant and complain, moan and groan, come up with blames and then shift them, but whether we like it or yes, the almighty Lagos Traffic has come to stay. In short, traffic should be given Nigerian citizenship already. Anyways, I got tired of complaining and started to think of … Continue reading The Lagos Trafficalypse: My Survival Tips

Nollywood and You: The Power of a Narrative

I'm yet to go pick up my cat just because my mum keeps threatening she'd kill it when I'm not at home. To her, Cat = Witchcraft 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I digress. So, one evening I was coming from the atm with cool #500 naira notes sizzling in my purse when this woman stopped me. I knew … Continue reading Nollywood and You: The Power of a Narrative

5 Things I’d Love To Do But Probably Won’t

We won't always get all we want in life. If not, we for don bring thick, dark, chaos into this world. And that's why I'm sharing with you guys 5 things I'd love to try my hands on if I ever could. All I ask is that you stay with me till the very end. … Continue reading 5 Things I’d Love To Do But Probably Won’t

5 Ways To Make Your Partner Want You

First of all, if you are reading this, come here let's talk. Ki lo shele gangan? Child of God...which other want do you want again? Is the want they are wanting not wanted enough? Wait...do you really think we are here for that kind of wanting? Ehn, that one you are thinking na. If you … Continue reading 5 Ways To Make Your Partner Want You

My ‘The Hangout’ Experience

*cracks knuckles* Let me first of all start by saying, all of you that said you were going to come but didn’t come, I am so very upset. You wanna know why… …because you missed small chops. Correct international small chops. O dun mi ganni. Anyways, back to the matter at hand. The Hangout was … Continue reading My ‘The Hangout’ Experience

My Soulmate Ghosted me. Twice.

In a bid to save me from being a single, old lady, sharing a house with 20 cats, a friend of mine - let's call him D - decided to hook me up (it cringes me to use this phrase) with his friend. I really wasn't interested in men or dating but then I felt … Continue reading My Soulmate Ghosted me. Twice.

Entangled

Half-asleep, I dragged my feet across the passage. Gnawing hunger had woken me up and I intended to start my day in the kitchen. I was already in the sitting room before I noticed my sister and her husband tearing at each other like rabid animals. I stopped and contemplated returning to my room like … Continue reading Entangled

Once Lost, Twice Broken

My freshly fixed neon nails suddenly looked more interesting than everything else going on around me. I had stepped into church convincing myself I had been away for too long. The truth was, I had come with the hopes of ‘accidentally’ running into him. But the uneasiness I felt deep in my stomach told me … Continue reading Once Lost, Twice Broken

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Tsoro

The group huddled together for a picture as the tour guide struggled with the glittered iPhone, obviously foreign to him. Amber cringed and silently prayed he wouldn’t drop it. I went hungry to buy this phone. Don’t let my village people win. ‘Say furaha,’ the tour guide finally chanted, exposing two missing front teeth. A … Continue reading Tsoro